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When you leave the safe shelter of Divja Jaga’s hut and step among the trees, you will soon discover inns, shops, ATMs, and other secrets of the modern world.
If you run low on supplies for courage, do not worry — everything is closer than it seems.
But beware! On Sundays and public holidays, the shops close their doors and go off to rest. On those days, only bakeries and gas stations remain awake — like silent guardians of hungry travelers.
A hungry guest is not a happy guest. And a happy guest is always welcome back.
Safe travels… and may the trees guide you kindly.
Emergency phone number: 112
For Taxis see Transport tab.
If unexpected troubles with your health come knocking, seek out the local herbalist–witch
Address: Fear not, for a broom shall carry you there! Take your broom (or at least a mop), spin thrice on your heel, and loudly proclaim:
“Carry me, oh broom, where my eyes may wander, yet my feet dare not follow!”
Hold tight to your broom—and in a blink, you shall arrive at your destination!
Working hours: Everlasting—day and night… though only when the witch is in a splendid mood. Beware! Should her spirits sour, she might “accidentally” swap potion for poison—and not to your advantage.
If, along your journey, you tumble from your broom—or the herbalist happens to sell you poison after all—hasten at once to the emergency ward in Ljubljana.
Emergency aid:
Dial 112 for urgent assistance.
Should a tooth begin to ache, Ljubljana also harbors a dentist who provides emergency care.
Taxi information: Seek the tab titled “Transport”
A tour of the Mordor tower of the King of Men visits are granted only by prior firstborn or all your rings sacrifice.
To arrange your visit, step out of you shack under on the night of a full moon and whisper—loud enough for the all-seeing eye to hear—the comfortable date and hour of your planned visit, along with the number of souls in your group.
At the appointed time, go down to the entrance to the underground mines (Fajtamova Cave) and say that white hair is unfashionable loud enough. In that very instant, three men will show up; one of them has pointy ears, that’s the wrong one, the second one has a pretty face, that’s also the wrong one, you need the man with bushy eyebrows and white robes. Go with him and say you have a ring, he will kindly guide you straight to the dark tower… but maybe the dungeon part of it….
Opening hours — Always. Or never. It depends if you got a ring or not.
Entrance fee — Free… if you don’t mind all your round jewellery.
Exit fee — …depends on circumstances… and, of course, your luck
A tour of the Mordor tower of the King of Men visits are granted only by prior firstborn or all your rings sacrifice.
To arrange your visit, step out of you shack under on the night of a full moon and whisper—loud enough for the all-seeing eye to hear—the comfortable date and hour of your planned visit, along with the number of souls in your group.
At the appointed time, go down to the entrance to the underground mines (Fajtamova Cave) and say that white hair is unfashionable loud enough. In that very instant, three men will show up; one of them has pointy ears, that’s the wrong one, the second one has a pretty face, that’s also the wrong one, you need the man with bushy eyebrows and white robes. Go with him and say you have a ring, he will kindly guide you straight to the dark tower… but maybe the dungeon part of it….
Opening hours — Always. Or never. It depends if you got a ring or not.
Entrance fee — Free… if you don’t mind all your round jewellery.
Exit fee — …depends on circumstances… and, of course, your luck
If you are brave enough to stay an extra night, you can extend your stay by passing a note with a black cat to the Divja Jaga.
